Friday 27 May 2016

Summer Getaways Part Deux


Can I interest you in a cosy home stay deep in the mountains that's accessible only by a pulley cart over a fast-flowing river?

Raju's Cottage in Tirthan Valley.

It's a lovely resort in Sarchi near the village Ghosaini, voted among the best home stays in the world! One has to book months in advance. It's been featured on TV and it's no longer obscure.The establishment comprises stone-wooden cabins and it’s nestled against a thickly wooded hill. The best part is the approach: one can access only by a pulley-cart across the Tirthan River! Quite an experience since the River is fast-flowing and you’re suspended halfway across in a small cart! Great fun, though. Once you reach the home stay, Raju Bharti and his family treat you to home cooked meals that include trout, fresh apple juice and produce from their garden. Although there’s no mall road or shopping centre nearby, the family ensures you’re never bored. They have bonfires in the evening and so much food that you really don’t miss the hustle-bustle of Shimla or Manali. One and a half kilometres away is the Great Himalayan National Park and Raju will organise a trek there if you so desire. Here are some pictures below:

                                                 The approach to  Raju's cottage! 



Go on, take a chance. Aim for roads less travelled and you’ll find the holidays more fun than you can ever imagine!

Saturday 30 April 2016

Summer Getaways


                                            Ladakh June 2014


Come summer and the travel bug strikes. It becomes the hottest topic of conversation: where should we go for our vacation? In a tropical country like ours I cannot identify with anyone heading for still hotter climes. I’d like to spend my holidays without being roasted, thank you, so the mountains it is for my family and I. We have the advantage of living in glorious Chandigarh, which is at the foothills of Shimla which, in turn, opens up a whole range of possibilities for wonderful travels. You can do Shimla, of course, and sometimes be fortunate to get some awesome views. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, go to Ladakh like we did two years back. Fantastic experience but not for the faint-hearted. Although I did a whole item on the Leh road trip, I’m sharing some great pictures below again
                                     Approaching Zoji La enroute from Srinagar to Leh
                                               Ladakh, Baralacha La   June 2014
Manali is another lovely option. Here’s what Rohtang La looked like in June 2014


But how about some less known jewels? Narkanda, for instance, just a little beyond Shimla offers some wonderful views of snow- laden mountains and the HPTDC Hotel Hatu is a pleasant place to stay. Here are some pictures of it.
                                 Hotel Hatu, Narkanda. That's our Yeti parked outside
                                          View from Hotel Hatu
The two lesser known getaways I’m sharing are great options for vacations. Some of you might’ve even been there. Kalpa, in Kinnaur District (famous for apples) is a small town above Reckong Peo. Both places are must-sees. Reckong Peo is resembles many other Himachal towns but the view of the Kinnaur Kailash range is jaw-dropping. Sample these below. Our hotel Kinner Villa was a cheap and cosy place with yummy homemade food. What more can one ask for?


                                             Reckong Peo
                                                 Hotel Kinner Villa
The last place recommended is in the next post, since I've exhausted the space for photos with this one!

Saturday 20 February 2016

Working Woman's Wonders- Part Two


There’s an anomaly peculiar to our country regarding the use of language. English is the language of official use in the Central Government and one finds that most officials can write English but not speak it well. The reverse is true for Hindi. Majority of those working in North India speak Hindi; it’s their mother tongue. But they can’t really write it well. The lack of fluency in spoken English does not, however, hold them back and they use it with a laissez-faire attitude that can be hilarious at times.
Take, for instance, the strangely Indian quirk of referring to anything behind them as ‘at my backside’. During my early years in service when I was posted in Bangalore and given the charge of administration of a large office, I’d launched a cleanliness drive. A few hours into it, a junior official came into my chamber with a look of consternation on his face.
“You have to intervene, Madam,” he said.
“Yes? What’s the problem?”
“Well, I am cooperating with this drive but administration section is putting files at my backside and bad smell is coming.”

On any given day in my present posting I receive about forty to fifty files. I have to go through them diligently. Now and then I come across bloopers that send me into fits of laughter.
Consider this: ‘Why this proposal is coming peace meal?’ (a junior official to the one who put up the file)
‘...hence the two lowest bidders are fit for evolution’ (evaluation!)
‘...kindly tell me if this still holds goods.’ (complainant in a pension case)

They’re many, many more, which I shall duly note and pass on.



But the incident that takes the cake so far occurred during a meeting I attended during my previous posting in Delhi. It was a high level meeting with a Member of the Board, Mr. Mohanty (we shall call him), who was from the eastern part of the country and, thus, had a distinct accent. There were many of us Directors in the room and Mr. Mohanty was bemoaning the slow progress of a particular project.
“You fellows* jaast don’t adhere to time lines,” he complained. “I keep telling and telling baat you don’t leesan. Whaat I shood do weeth you all, huh?”
*(everybody was ‘fellows’ for him. A new take on equality of the sexes, I guess).
We held our peace collectively.
“After all,” he continued, “you can take a daug...”
He paused. Dog? I wondered.
“You can take a dauk to tha water baat you can’t make eet drink.”
Dauk? Duck! A rumble of laughter went through the room. In what universe would one need to take a duck to the water?
“Horse! Horse!” I whispered. My colleagues giggled and tried to shush me.
Too late. Mr. Mohanty’s ears had caught my voice.
“Yes, Meeses Gupta, you have saamtheeng to share weeth aas?”
“Er, no, Sir. Nothing.”
He fixed me with a hoary glare. “Please, I eenseest.”
I cleared my throat and said: “I think it’s a horse, Sir.”
He looked at me as if I was mad.
“You theenk a dauk ees a horse?”

                                                                 *

And, as always, here are two videos related to language faux pas. Enjoy them!



Wednesday 10 February 2016

Working Woman's Wonders- Part One

                                                  Here's one of me at an office function


                                                                 Just a few images

One of the delights of getting dressed and going to work every morning is the interesting people I get to meet during the course of the day. For a writer, this is a gold mine for sourcing characters to depict in my novels. Many of the people I come across feature in my works without them knowing it. I’m going to share some of the jewels I come across but, since they exist and are very much part of my office, I’m compelled to change their names. So please bear with me.
At present one of the chief characters is someone I shall call ‘Jeevanji.’ He’s fifty-five, podgy, cantankerous and a Smart Alec. He also occupies a supervisory position in my office. One day not so long ago my PA Deepak (name changed, of course) announced that Jeevanji wanted to see me.
“Send him in,” I said, presuming he wanted some clarifications regarding a meeting we’d scheduled the following day outside Chandigarh.
He entered with a pained expression on his face and, after taking a seat across my desk, declared that he was forced to approach me because he was being mistreated in the office.
“Mistreated?” I said in surprise.
“Yes, Madam. As you know, I never trouble you unless it’s unavoidable* but I have to report that Gopichand is showing me disrespect.”
(*bull&@#?+)
Gopichand is Jeevan’s bugbear, a cocky but intelligent subordinate, and the one to whom I’d delegated the work of organizing the next day’s meeting.
“What happened?” I asked.
“Well, he’s preparing folders for the meeting and he’s given me...well...an ordinary pen.”
I stared. “Excuse me?”
“Yes,” Jeevan said with a snivel. “An ordinary pen. I should have a better pen since I’m senior to the rest of the officials attending the meeting.”
I’d set a limit of twenty rupees for pens that are put into files along with small notebooks at such conferences or meetings. Now, I could scarcely believe my ears.
“What kind of pen do you want, Jeevanji?”
“Well, it should be better than the others’, at least thirty or forty rupees.” He went on to explain that by the grace of God he was well- to- do and it wasn’t that he couldn’t afford to buy himself a pen but it was the principle of the thing.
“All right,” I conceded, “I’ll tell Gopi to put a better pen in your folder.”
“Thank you, Ma`am,” he said brightening, and left my chamber with a spring in his step.
The meeting went off well the next day. Jeevanji, Gopichand, and a few other officials from my office travelled an hour and a half out of Chandigarh to the venue and there didn’t seem to be any tension during the two hours we spent there. The day after, however, Jeevanji was back in my chamber red-faced and apparently on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
“What’s happened now?” I exclaimed.
“Madam, I am constrained to report a serious matter,” he said in a choked voice. “I was manhandled yesterday.”
“Manhandled?” I must admit I was worried.
“Well, not exactly,” he said, much to my relief. “But they...they treated me very badly while travelling to the meeting.” Jeevan, Gopichand and two other officials travelled together in a hired vehicle, a Tata Indica. He went on to explain they’d planned things in such a way that he was the last to be fetched (at his own request, I’m sure) and when he got into the car he found they’d all taken their seats. He was forced into the backseat between Gopichand and another chap. “And all through the journey, they squeezed me from both sides!” he said, gesturing with his elbows. “Each time the car turned a corner, they fell on top of me.”
I tried hard to maintain an impassive facade but I was nearly collapsing with laughter on the inside.
“You’re senior to them,” I said, “Why didn’t you insist on a window seat? You could’ve sat in front with the driver, too.”
“No, Ma`am, you don’t know what it was like. They were three against me.”
“If they were being rude you, as their senior, could’ve simply told the driver to stop the car and ordered them to get out. They could’ve taken a bus back to Chandigarh.”
“No, Madam, I am not such a harsh person.”
“Well, what is it you want me to do?”
“Nothing. I just wanted to bring this to your kind notice. For the future.”
I was perplexed but agreed to make a note of it- for future reference; won’t force him to travel in the same vehicle with Gopichand again.
“One more thing, Ma`am, since you’ve spared your valuable time...He took my file away.”
“Gopi? Which file?”
“The one...the one with my pen. He picked it up with the rest of the folders after the meeting.”
“But that was his job, Jeevanji. He collects the unused folders- or used ones and brings them back to Chandigarh. He picked mine up, too. I’m sure he’ll return yours. Do you want me to tell him?”
“Yes, Ma`am. With the pen, please.”
Every word of this is true. Watch this space for more such jewels.

And now for Dolly Parton's unforgettable '9 to 5'











Saturday 16 January 2016

Christmas Under the Konkan Sun: Our road trip from Chandigarh to Goa and Back


                                         One of the ferries that transported us over a river




                                           Candolim Beach, Christmas 2015

The sea along the Konkan Coast


The famed beauty of the Konkan coast lures many people to the region especially in December- January, since it’s the coolest time of the year. Many choose the Konkan railway and those living nearby might drive along but how many people decide to drive halfway across our vast country? To be precise: Chandigarh- Goa- Chandigarh? My guess is, not many.
We began our journey on the afternoon of December 18, 2015 and returned to Chandigarh on New Year’s Eve at a quarter to twelve. We travelled through Delhi, Rajasthan, Gujarat, Maharashtra, Goa and Karnataka, covering over 5000 kilometres! Our vehicle: the Skoda Yeti, a beautiful, sturdy four-wheel drive. After a night halt at Delhi on the 18th, we proceeded to Udaipur in Rajasthan, passed through Gujarat on the 19th and landed up in Navi Mumbai on the 20th of December. Rajasthan is not particularly traveller-friendly despite being on the tourist radar, since the roads are narrow and the marble industry brings trucks by the dozens all day long. Getting stuck behind one of these is miserable. However, the people are generally courteous and patient unlike our friends in Delhi or UP and Bihar or anywhere else in the East! NH 4 also lacks signboards and decent restaurants or dhabas. All we saw in profusion were truckers’ eateries without any ‘family’ cars parked outside. But the countryside is beautiful in a stark, expansive way. Shrubs and Eucalyptus trees line the hilly terrain and Bougainvillea in red and pink separate the single lane roads. The Rajput legacy lives on and most hotels and guesthouses have facades designed to resemble fortresses.
Upon entering Gujarat, the first thing that strikes you is the excellent roads and signboards that are displayed prominently. What a relief! To see the asphalt gleaming in the sunlight was a real pleasure. Everything perks up suddenly and this continues pretty much all through Maharashtra. Navi Mumbai was crazy. If you think Delhi is crowded, just visit Mumbai. Flyovers, high-rise buildings and horrendous traffic. Overwhelming. Or maybe we’re just spoilt in Chandigarh.
Further south of Mumbai, the pretty Maharashtra countryside greeted us and then came the Konkan coast. Lush, green, thickly wooded and undulating, the road follows the sea most of the way and it’s a feast for the eye. The Western Ghats have a steep gradient in some places. The weather was cool, the population sparse and everything was laced with a languid air. The houses had thatched roofs without exception because of heavy rains that come down all year round and many of them were painted in bright, pretty colours: Blue, Pink and Yellow.
We crossed the narrow rivers five times by ferry along with our vehicle and it was great fun. Bigger ferries transport upto eight vehicles plus motorcycles, the smaller ones only two or three SUVs. It was cheap (only two hundred rupees for the Yeti and four of us passengers), the people were polite and patient and the surroundings were spectacular.
A word about the cuisine: fantastic local dishes. We had prawns galore but there was also lots of Pomfret, Surmai, chicken and pork on offer.
We dropped in at two temples en route: Harihareshwar in Maharashtra, which is called Dakshin Kashi and Ganpatipule in Goa. Both are located on the beach and, unlike North Indian temples, they were clean and peaceful- no Pandas trying to extort money.

Delfino's, Candolim

Fisherman's Cove, Candolim

Lovely Portuguese style house, Panjim
We reached Goa on the 23rd and- wow! It was lovely. Our rented Dupleix was in Candolim, which is perhaps the best beach since it’s clean and not too crowded. Baga and Calangute were crazy: crowded with barely enough standing space but lively, too. Candolim is peaceful even though it’s overrun with Russians. Restaurant menus are bilingual: English and Russian, shopkeepers speak Russian and every other person is White. I heard English and French accents but, surprisingly no Australian or American or German.
One’s spoilt for choice where food is concerned. There are restaurants every few feet on the main road in Candolim. Delfino’s supermarket dominates the market and in the same line there’s a bakery that goes by the delightful name, Butter Fingers. Yummy brownies there.
I wasn’t too impressed with the shops since T-shirts, flipflops, hats and key chains are about all one can buy but the market was lit up for Christmas so it was fun. Christmas music playing all over, Churches everywhere, the Christmas spirit was ubiquitous. The three beaches I mentioned are in North Goa. We travelled down to South Goa- Panjim and Fort Aguada. Panjim has an old world Portuguese feel with gorgeous houses and Churches, broad roads with shady trees Basilica of Bom Jesus  that houses the remains of St. Francis Xavier is a tourist hot spot but the crowds and commercial ambience there left me cold. In stark contrast is the Immaculate Conception Church, which is situated at a height, and its white radiance is breath-taking. We were fortunate to visit it on Christmas Day.
Our return journey wasn’t half as much fun, how could it be? We took the Murudeshwar- Pune- Surat- Jaipur route and, although the roads were good we were weighed down with a sense of ‘back to work’ (hubby and me) and ‘back to school’ (my son, who’s in Class Ten). We did 1100 kms the last day! Because it was New Year’s Eve and hotels would be exorbitant. And also because my son had to get back asap to make up for a week’s school he’d missed. It was back breaking but the joy of sleeping in one’s own bed made up for the rigours of the journey.
Ah, Home Sweet Home.